our love is
Alice. 21. Married to Will. ♥. Crazy Cat Lady.

I like women, cats, being spanked, choked, having my hair pulled and pink shit.

Funny you're the broken one but I'm the only one who needed saving
Cause when you never see the light it's hard to know which one of us is caving


"mr. president why is ur hand on the launch nukes button"
“it’s a metaphor”

44 minutes ago · 15,763 notes


Stop mistaking harmless ignorance as downright disrespect, not everyone in the goddamn world is educated of the 500000+ different gender identities. You spend 99% of your time sitting on your ass browsing a website built from the ground up on social justice concepts; don’t expect others to be aware of the deep abyss of the gender universe when some people aren’t even aware that gender and sex are two different things.

1 hour ago · 58,564 notes


Yep Leo

MATTHEW PERRY: "I find myself sort of reminiscing about how much fun the show was, and the hours that we worked. You know, you can see how much we laughed and everything. And I found myself saying, ‘If I had a time machine, I would like to go back to 2004 and not have stopped.”


If anyone would like to buy me any of these, I will love you for all eternity. 
Thanks in advance xx

fuck school 


reasons i want to look GOOD <3

  • for myself
  • for myself
  • to plant the seed of envy in other bitch’s hearts
  • for myself

6 hours ago · 524,292 notes